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The store that sells the dopamine of buying. The invoice never arrives. 🧠
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Pulse BluePC Gaming PC Intel I9 14900KF RTX 5070 Ti 32GB 1TB 1 TB 32 GB H610
$4,783.55
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on your first order
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Pulse BluePC Gaming PC Intel I9 14900KF RTX 5070 Ti 32GB 1TB 1 TB 32 GB H610
$5,644.54
$4,783.55
4x of $1,195.89 interest-free 💳
Gaming PC|Workstation - AURA by BluePC, Intel Core i9 14900KF, B760 Motherboard, GeForce RTX 5070 Ti 16GB GDDR7, 32GB DDR5, PCIe SSD 1TB, 750W PSU, Play, Create, Edit, Develop - PGBP-AUR170
$5,285.08
$4,478.85
4x of $1,119.71 interest-free 💳
Pulse BluePC Gaming PC Ryzen 7 5700X RTX 5070 Ti 32GB SSD 512 512 GB 32 GB B450
$4,522.33
$3,832.46
4x of $958.12 interest-free 💳
Aura BluePC Gaming PC - Ryzen 7 5700X, B550, RTX 5070 Ti 16GB, 32GB DDR4, SSD 512GB, 750W -PGBP-AUR129
$4,311.61
$3,653.94
4x of $913.48 interest-free 💳
Pulse Gaming PC By BluePC - AMD Ryzen 7 5700X, B450, GeForce RTX 5070 Ti 16GB, 16GB DDR4, M.2 PCIe SSD 1TB, 750W 80 Plus PSU - PGBP-PUL146
$4,175.64
$3,538.68
4x of $884.67 interest-free 💳
MSI Super Suprim X Graphics Card NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4080 16GB GDDR6X
$3,037.52
4x of $759.38 interest-free 💳
NVIDIA Graphics Card RTX 4080 Super 16 GB GDDR6X 256-bit
$2,848.82
4x of $712.20 interest-free 💳
PNY Verto GeForce RTX 4080 16 GB GDDR6X Graphics Card for PCI-Express 4.0
$3,272.28
$2,773.15
4x of $693.29 interest-free 💳
MSI Gaming X Slim RTX 4080 16GB GDDR6X Graphics Card
$2,765.57
4x of $691.39 interest-free 💳
MSI Gaming X Slim RTX 4080 16GB GDDR6X Graphics Card
$3,263.40
$2,765.57
4x of $691.39 interest-free 💳
Zotac RTX 4080 16GB AMP Extreme AIRO IceStorm Cooling Graphics Card
$2,700.82
4x of $675.20 interest-free 💳
PNY GeForce RTX 4080 Super 16 GB OC RGB Graphics Card
$3,134.83
$2,656.60
4x of $664.15 interest-free 💳
MSI Super Ventus 3X OC RTX 4080 16GB GDDR6X Graphics Card
$2,637.92
4x of $659.48 interest-free 💳
MSI GeForce RTX 4080 Ventus 3X OC 16GB GDDR6X Graphics Card
$2,637.92
4x of $659.48 interest-free 💳
Portable Gaming Console 2TB OLED 7.4" 90Hz WiFi 6E Kit
$2,560.40
4x of $640.10 interest-free 💳
Asus TUF A16 Gaming Laptop Ryzen 9 32GB RTX 5070 Jaegar Gray
$2,884.15
$2,444.22
4x of $611.06 interest-free 💳
Asus ROG Strix GeForce RTX 4080 Super 16 GB GDDR6X Graphics Card
$2,308.43
4x of $577.11 interest-free 💳
NVIDIA Epic-X RTX 4080 16GB Graphics Card
$2,716.36
$2,301.96
4x of $575.49 interest-free 💳
Gainward GeForce RTX 4080 SUPER Panther OC 16GB GDDR6X Graphics Card
$2,246.09
4x of $561.52 interest-free 💳
Zotac Gaming GeForce RTX 4080 Super 16 GB GDDR6X Graphics Card
$2,379.47
$2,016.50
4x of $504.13 interest-free 💳
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4070 Ti 12GB MSI Ventus 3X Graphics Card
$1,999.67
4x of $499.92 interest-free 💳
MSI Gaming GeForce RTX 4070 Ti 12GB GDDR6X Graphics Card
$2,196.32
$1,861.29
4x of $465.32 interest-free 💳
Gigabyte GeForce RTX 4070 Ti Aero OC V2 12GB Graphics Card
$2,196.32
$1,861.29
4x of $465.32 interest-free 💳
Asus TUF Gaming A15 Laptop 15.6'' FHD Ryzen 7 16GB 512GB S
$1,853.51
4x of $463.38 interest-free 💳
frequently asked questions
Is dopamine a real store?+
No. It's a parody store — the products, the payment, and the delivery are 100% fake. The only real thing is the dopamine of buying.
How does it work?+
You 'buy' a product, 'pay' with a fake card or PIX that settles itself, and follow an absurd delivery traveling the world — until it gets swallowed by a whale or abducted by a UFO. Not a cent leaves your account.
How much does it cost?+
Nothing. It's free: no payment is real and the invoice never arrives.
Which languages and countries does it support?+
Portuguese (R$), English ($), Spanish/German/French (€) and Japanese (¥) — six languages in total, with the package traveling to the exact address you type, anywhere in the world.
Is dopamine a scam? is it safe?+
It's not a scam — it's comedy. Since nothing is charged and no payment is real, there's nothing to steal. It's 100% safe precisely because it's 100% fake.
Do you store my card or my data?+
No. The payment screen is fake: nothing is processed, nothing is charged, and no card data is saved. Your address is only used to draw the package's absurd journey on the map.
Can I get my product into the catalog?+
Yes! With a donation, your product joins the catalog forever, with a link to the real one. It's the only thing here that has a real-world effect.
Why did a whale swallow my package?+
It's part of the joke: there's a ~15% chance of a comedic mishap (whale, UFO, customs). You can follow it all in tracking — it almost always arrives, with a story to tell.
Do I need an account to 'buy'?+
No. You check out instantly, no signup. An account is optional — it saves your orders, levels you up, and puts you on the leaderboard.
Will I get spam emails?+
No. You only get the (comedic) emails about your package's journey — like 'your parcel spotted a whale'. No ads, and you can opt out anytime.
Who's behind dopamine?+
Two people, no ads and no investors — just for the fun of it. The full story is on the About page.
Is there an app?+
No need. dopamine runs in any phone or computer browser. Just open it and 'shop'.